Happy Holidays, everyone! I hope every single one of you receive nothing but the best in the next coming year and thereafter. Unless you're a scumbag; then you deserve a bag of kidney stones and a broken and jagged whiskey bottle upside the head. Merry Christmas ya friggin' wop-wops and a plate of sugar-overloaded cookies for Santa! Drop dead from diabetes already ya jolly sack of Coke-endorsing fat!
Complimentary X-mas pic & song.
