Happy Holidays, everyone! I hope every single one
of you receive nothing but the best in the next coming year and
thereafter. Unless you're a scumbag; then you deserve a bag of kidney
stones and a broken and jagged whiskey bottle upside the head. Merry
Christmas ya friggin' wop-wops and a plate of sugar-overloaded cookies
for Santa! Drop dead from diabetes already ya jolly sack of
Coke-endorsing fat!
